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The Special Collections:

The QQQ Dictionary.
List of answering machine messages.
List of Oxymorons.
List of Palindromes .
Some Valentine's Day humor. (For the bitter and not.)
Dumb Riddle collection.
the well-hidden Tasteless Joke collection.
the well-hidden Dirty Joke collection.

Short collections:

Useless Latin Phrases. Added 7/2003.
20 Ways to Annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate. Added 7/2003.
Lawyer Jokes.
Computer Salesperson Jokes.
QQQ Cook Book.
A little Ascii Art.
Mathematics & Electronics Pornography.
Christmas Humor in several parts.
Academic humor in a few parts:
- College Humor.
- Studying & Stress Management.
- Things to do during your Thesis Defense.
- Suggested Institutions to attend.
Star Trek Humor:
- The Famous Star Trek:Road Runner episode.
- Make A Do-It-Yourself ST:TNG Episode, and
- Sing the Dilithium Rhapsody.

Longish humor:

The (probably true) Taco Hell story.
The (probably true) Day At Work story.
The (probably true) New Lawyer story.
The (probably true) Texas Unix Story
The (not true) Stranded on an island story.
The (not true) Bad Conductor story.
Newt vs. the Giraffe.
Carnac the Magnificent.
Scott Adams' Cat Freddie.
Stupid Warnings
Rules For Cats that have a house to run, and how to bathe a cat.
Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!
Cartoon Laws of Physics.
You Might Be An Internet Addict If...
You Might Be Republican If...
You Might Be A Child of the 80's If...
Visit a Zen Computer Repair Shop.
A Word About Geeks.
Animaniacs for X-philes.
Scooby-Doo Hamlet.
Do-It-Yourself Country Song.
MAKE MONEY FAST!!!
What I learned from ID4, and the related
blueprints for summer blockbusters.
"Are You A Caffeine Addict?" Take this simple test and find out.
"Are You A God?" Take this simple test and find out.
"Would you make a good Darth Vader?" Take this simple test.... (and other SW humor.)

Other Junk:

A Surrealist Play.
English Pronunciation Guide.
Chocolate Survey Results.
List of "I Love You" in a few languages.

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