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"A little big"           
"Academic sorority"               
"Accordion music"
"Accurate stereotype"     
"Act naturally"               
"Advanced BASIC"
"Affordable housing"    
"Aging yuppie"                        
"Airline food"
"Almost exactly"                          
"American beer"
"American culture"         
"American English"        
"Apple tech support"
"Arms limitation"       
"Artificial intelligence"       
"Athletic scholarship"
"Back to the future"    
"Bad health"    
"Balding hair"  
"Bankrupt millionaire"
"Beginning Finnish"     
"Black light"   
"Brave politician"
"British fashion"       
"Bug free code" 
" Bus service"    
"Business ethics"       
"Butthead"
"Cafeteria food"        
"California expressway"         
"Casual intimacy"
"Cheerful pessimist"    
"Childproof"    
"Civil libertarian"     
"Civil war"
"Classic rock & roll"   
"Clean dirt"    
Clearly confused
Clearly misunderstood
"College education"   
"Committee schedule"
"Committee decision"            
"Common sense"          
"Communist Party"
"Completely unfinished"            
"Compulsory volunteering"
Computer science        
Computer security               
Congressional action
Conspicuous absence              
Constant change        
Construction worker
Convenience store       
Corporate planning              
Country music
Courtesy towing         
Creation science       
Curved line
Customer satisfaction           
Debugged program        
Decent lawyer
Degradable plastic      
Diet ice cream          
Disco music
Down escalator          
Dress pants              
Dry beer       
Dry ice
DOS operating system            
English syntax          
Enquiring minds
Environmentalist bumper sticker         
Ergonomic keyboard
Evolutionary fact               
Exact estimate          
Executive decision
Express bus            
Express mail           
Fair reporting
Fair trial      
Fallout shelter         
Fighting for peace       
Final version
First annual            
Flexible freeze        
Found missing
Free election         
Free electron  <-[there's always a charge!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!]
"Free with purchase"
Free love       
Freezer burn            
Fresh frozen       
Friendly competitor
Friendly fire           
Funny clean joke                
Fuzzy logic
Genuine imitation               
Government organization         
Graduate student    
"Happy Monday"            
Hard water             
Holy War          
Honest politician
Industrial park               
Intelligent lifeforms
Internal Revenue Service        
IBM compatible          
Journalistic accuracy
Jumbo shrimp    
Kosher ham     
Lace-up loafers         
Legal brief
Legally drunk          
Liquid crystal          
Literal interpretation
Living dead     
Management science       
Management style
Martial law   
Meatless hamburger      
Medicaid payment
Microsoft Works         
Middle East peace process       
Military intelligence
Military justice       
Military peace           
Modified final judgement
Mutually exclusive    
Necessary meeting       
New Classic     
Noble savage
Non-alcoholic beer     Non-denominational church             
Nonworking mother
Nuclear defense       
Objective parent        
Pacific Ocean
Passive aggression      
Peace force     
PeaceMaker missile
People's Democratic Republic Of Yemen           
Petty cash      
Plastic glasses
Plastic silverware      
Police protection       
Political science
Politically correct     
Postal Service          
Precision bombing
Presidential promises   
Pretty ugly     
Proprietary standard
Psychiatric care        
Public school education         
Quality assurance
QuickBASIC      
Rap music      
Rapid transit           
Reagan memoirs
Real fantasy   
Realistic schedule      
Religious science      
Resident alien
Rolling stop    
Russian economy         
Same difference         
School food
Scottish Danish (actual pastry sold at 7-11)
Second best     
Semi-boneless ham       
Severely/slightly killed
Small crowd    
Smart bomb              
Smart drugs             
Social Security
Social science         
Soft rock       
Student athlete         
Suburban culture
Synthetic natural gas          
True gossip     
Unbiased opinion
Understanding Unix     
Unsalted Saltines       
User friendliness
User-friendly software         
Vegetable beef soup     
Virtual reality
Wonder Bread   
Working vacation        
Young Floridian
12-ounce pound cake