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(More of Carnac The Magnificent. For the uninitiated, Carnac finds the answer to a secret question, which is revealed to him after the guess.) Answer: Gatorade. Question: What does an alligator get on welfare? A: 9V. Q: "Dr. Wiener, do you spell your name with a W?" A: OJ, Dr. Ruth, Bill Gates Q: Name me a drink, a shrink, and a fink. A: Bonzo, Goodyear, and Bush Q: Name a chimp, a blimp, and a wimp. A: Piggly Wiggly Q: Describe Kermit's wedding night. A: 1941, 2001, 2010 Q: Name two movies and the next time you'll see Jim Baaker. A: Mount Baldi Q: What did Yul Brenner's wife do on their wedding night? A: Bible belt. Q: What holds up Oral Roberts' pants? A: Milk and honey. Q: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? A: Black and white and twenty feet tall. Q: Describe Sister Mary Kong. A: An unmarried woman. Q: What was Elizabeth Taylor between 3 and 5 pm on June 1, 1952? A: The Laughing Policeman. Q: What do you call a cop who frisks himself? A: Dustin Hoffman. Q: Describe someone cleaning his Hoffman. A: Until he gets caught. Q: How long does a United States Congressman serve? A: Shareholder. Q: What did Sonny Bono used to be? A: Skalliwags. Q: What does your skalli do when it's happy? A: David Frost. Q: On a cold morning what forms on your david? A: Head and shoulders. Q: What do you see if you open the trunk of the Godfather's car? A: Hickory Dickory Dock. Q: Who do you go to when you have a pain in your hickory dickory? A: "Rose Bowl." Q: What do you say when it's Rose's turn at the bowling alley? A: That darn cat. Q: Who ruined that darn rug? A: Gunga din. Q: What do you hear when you put an amplifier in your gunga? A: "Follow the yellow brick road." Q: What are good directions to a urologist's office? A: At both ends. Q: Where do New Yorkers put their dogs muzzles? A: Igloo. Q: What do you use to keep your ig from falling off? A: R-O-L-A-I-D-S. Q: How does a stupid person spell "backgammon"? A: Grape Nuts. Q: What are Ernest and Julio Gallo? A: Shake-N-Bake. Q: Describe a double feature with Earthquake and The Towering Inferno. A: Flypaper. Q: What do you use to gift wrap a zipper? A: Supervisor. Q: What does Clark Kent wear to keep the sun out of his eyes?
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