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    "It is not possible," said Scully outloud to herself, "It simply is
not humanly possible, that a cartoon could accualy be a real live,
living, breathing...."
    She was sitting on the floor of Mulder's office, nursing her head
    "Of course it's not humanly posible, "said Yakko, walking over to
Scully," It's toonily possible. By the way, did I tell you that you
have incredable legs?"
     She stared at him.
    "Just asking."
    "Alright, so expain to me how you can have voice-over actors, sound
affects, and millions of animators if all a cartoon takes is you?"
    Dot waved her hand. "Aw, that's just a ploy the studio thought up.
For some reason, they didn't want people to think toons were real. Go fig.
    "And then, when that brilliant Bob Zemecis tried to tell the world
the truth, no one belived him. They just thought 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit?'
was a movie. It was accually a documentary."
    Mulder slipped back into his office. He had been out in the hall
convincing people that the noise they heard was nothing, and that
everything was alright.
     He smiled when he saw Scully consious.
    "Have a nice trip?"
     She threw her ice pack at him.
     He dodged it, and walked over to his desk.
    "So, " said Scully, returning her attention to the Warners," what
exactly do you want?"
    "Well," said Yakko, plopping down on the floor, "It's quite simple
accualy. We believe that someone is out to kill us."
    "Oh, is that all?"
    "Yeah," Wakko whispered, "And what's more, we have no idea who it
is."
    "This is getting more dramatic by the second," she said sarcastily,
getting up from her place on the floor and walking to the  door of
Mulder's office.
    "Listen, this is just a little over my head. I don't know about you
Mulder, but I'm getting out of here."
    "Aw, come on," Yakko said, a pitiful look on his face, "It's not
every day we get to work with a beautiful woman like you."
    Scully, flattered in spite if herself, said, "And what's in it for
me?"
    Yakko looked at his syblings, then at Mulder.
    "Good night everybody!"
    "What?!"
    "Never mind."
     Mulder interupted the conversation before Scully could make up her
mind to leave.
    "So why did you come to me? Aren't there, like, toon decitives?"
    "Oh, give me a break. Those nitwits don't know a fingerprint from a
ketchup smudge," said Yakko, " Besides, everyone knows what great agent
you are. Plus, you're a believer. There aren't many of those out there
anymore."
    "And Dot thinks you're a hunk," said Wakko with a grin.
    Mulder looked at Dot, who was smiling.
    "So what do you want me to do?"
    "Find out who's trying to kill us of course, " said Dot, leaping
onto his desk and taking a huge handful of sunflower seeds from the jar.
     "Do you have any clues?"
     "Just this."
     Wakko pulled out his gaggie bag and began to pull out all sorts of
things, until he found what he was looking for.
     "Here," he said, climbing up next to Dot on the desk.
     Scully came over and looked at the fax over her partner's
shoulder.
     It said simply:

     I'm going to kill you! Hahahahahahahaha!

    "What tipped you off?" she asked
     "Listen, "said Dot in a matter-of-fact voice, cramming sunflower
seeds into her mouth," If you're not going to help, we can just leave."
     "No, no, I want to help. I just don't know how."
     "Well, you're a detecitive aren't you?" asked Yakko.
     "Not exactly..."
     "But you solve crimes don't ya?" asked Wakko.
     "Yes," said Mulder slowly.
     "Then this should be no prob! Just track down this weirdo before
he kills us. I'm sure you've handled harder cases than this."
     "I'm not sure about that."
     "Oh, come on silly FBI man!" Dot was still stuffing her face.
      Mulder looked from Dot, to Wakko, to Yakko, to his partner, who
was glaring at him with her "If-you-do-this-I'm-going-to-be-very
pissed-off" look.
      He had pissed off Scully before. He wasn't going to let that
stand in his way now.
     "Sure."
    "ALRIIIIIIIIITGHT!!!!!!" the Warners yelled, bouncing onto him and
givning him a huge kiss on the lips.
    "You're going to regret this," said Scully, smiling at the
absurdity
of the scene before her.
    "I think I already do."